Chapter 50: Provocation
"At such a young age, you don't think about 'studying for the rise of China', your mind is full of mosaics. Are you worthy of your parents who work hard to earn money to support your family, worthy of your teachers who carefully train you, and worthy of our great motherland?"

Jiang Chen looked at the few people and scolded them.

Zhang Yicheng, Wang Wenxuan and Chen Bin opened their mouths.

Oh shit!

How did this guy suddenly raise the topic to such an unimaginable level?
Wang Wenxuan clenched his fists.

He punched Jiang Chen.

While smashing the things, he angrily said, "Try barking like a dog again and see if you can speak human language."

Zhang Yicheng and Chen Bin also joined the 'battle'.

Fists rained down on Jiang Chen's back like raindrops.

"Why don't you just ask us 'Why don't you eat meat'?"

"You are a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man."

"It's not enough that you eat what's in your bowl and worry about what's in the pot, but now you're blaming us."

"It doesn't matter what others say about us, but you, a damn 'scumbag', are not worthy. You already have a school beauty sister, and you hooked up with a 'stewardess' sister."

Jiang Chen had no choice but to run away.

Oh shit.

These brats were too ruthless.

Several people chased each other out of the cafeteria.

They played around on the grass outside the cafeteria for a while, and only stopped after venting all their energy.

Jiang Chen patted the grass debris on his body, looked at the few people lying on the grass, panting, and said contemptuously, "Look at your ugly appearance. Even if I teach you the ancestral method of picking up girls, you will not be able to grasp the essence of it, do you know?"

Zhang Yicheng heard this and forced himself to cheer up, "You tell me what I am talking about."

"The trick to picking up girls is actually quite simple, just three words." Jiang Chen gave a thumbs up.

The three people lying on the ground immediately pricked up their ears.

Jiang Chen said seriously, "Big, good at sex, and strong!!!"

"You three are in such a sickly state, it's useless to give you the secret manual."

"You are still like 'eunuchs going to a brothel, with the will but no power'."

Several people looked at each other.

They all raised their middle fingers towards Jiang Chen to show their gratitude.

Zhang Yichen sat up.

He looked up at Jiang Chen and said, "To be honest, I was skeptical about Wang Wenxuan's boast about you hooking up with the stewardess on the plane."

When Wang Wenxuan heard this, he became a little anxious.

You don't believe he can.

But you have to believe me, I saw it with my own eyes.

Can there still be a holiday?

But Zhang Yicheng quickly raised his hand to stop Wang Wenxuan's rebuttal.

Then he continued to Jiang Chen, "That is to say, I don't really believe in your so-called ability to pick up girls."

"why?"

"Yes, you are a little bit more handsome than me, but I don't believe that just because you are a little bit more handsome, you can roam among thousands of flowers and pick countless flowers?"

Jiang Chen squatted down.

Looking at Zhang Yicheng, he smiled and said, "Provocation is useless to me. I didn't brag about this. Go find whoever did it."

Zhang Yichen's old face turned red.

Hey!
My clever 'provocation' method was actually seen through by this guy at a glance?
hiss!
This boy's mind is so meticulous.

You will definitely become a great person in the future!

Zhang Yicheng simply stopped hiding it and spread his hands, saying, "Well, since you've seen through me, I won't hide it anymore. I really want to see your skills with my own eyes. Or, I really want you to teach me on the spot."

Jiang Chen's expression remained unchanged. "I'm not your father. Why should I give you a live demonstration just because you want to see me?"

"You call yourself my 'father', but you still don't admit that you are my 'father'?" Zhang Yicheng quickly grasped the key point.

Jiang Chen's face darkened.

Hey!
This guy is so shameless.

He is so shameless that even I have to stay away from him.

Horror!
"It's useless no matter how much you say it." Jiang Chen said with a dark face.

Zhang Yicheng gritted his teeth and revealed his trump card, "If you teach on the spot, from today until the end of the selection, we brothers will buy all your stinky socks."

Jiang Chen was dumbfounded.

Zhang Yichong is too cruel.

In order to get out of being single, you would even do something like this?

The final selection will take several days to complete.

And starting from tomorrow, it is said that there will be high-intensity physical fitness tests every day.

The weather has been hot these two days.

Wearing rubber shoes to complete the physical fitness test, the smell of socks is so strong that it can be smelled for three miles even in the wind. But this kid actually invested so much money.

Jiang Chen immediately looked at him with a new respect.

Able to endure what ordinary people cannot.

Ah!
He will definitely be a big shot in the future!

Chen Bin and Wang Wenxuan were confused.

It’s none of my business.

I'm just here for the fun.

"It's none of my business. Don't you know that Xiaochengzi has sweaty feet?" Wang Wenxuan yelled.

Chen Bin also immediately expressed his protest, "That's right, I won't help him wash his stinky socks, whoever wants to wash them can do it."

But Zhang Yichong's next words instantly shut up the two people.

"Stop making such a fuss. You two have been single for 17 or 18 years. Do you two still want to stay single? I don't want to. I want to confess my love to the girl I like when I get back."

This sentence made the two of them silent all of a sudden.

Zhang Yicheng continued, "If I really get admitted to the military academy, it will be even harder to meet girls and fall in love with them in college. Everyone knows that the military academy is a Buddhist temple."

Wang Wenxuan and Chen Bin looked at each other.

hiss!
What this kid said seems to make sense.

If you don't seize the few months of summer vacation, you should solve your personal problems quickly.

Wait until I go to college.

There is even less hope.

what?
There are girls in military academies too.

There are girls in military academies, but the gender ratio is seriously unbalanced.

Things are rare.

So why don't the girls in the military academy choose handsome and outstanding boys, why do they fall for you guys who are losers?

Figured out this joint.

Chen Bin and Wang Wenxuan immediately looked at Jiang Chen and said in unison, "Dad, your stinky socks from the past few days have been taken care of by your son."

Jiang Chen was dumbfounded.

He no longer knew what to say.

Instead, he gave a thumbs up to several warriors.

Awesome! ! !
However, he was quite tempted by the conditions offered by these older brothers.

Just a live demonstration, so you don't have to wash your stinky socks for the next few days.

Ah!
This deal is quite a good deal.

So Jiang Chen thought about it and said, "Of course, it's possible, but we have to make it clear in advance."

"Dad, you say." Seeing Jiang Chen agreed, Zhang Yichong quickly replied.

"First of all, I'm not teaching you how to pick up girls. I'm teaching you how to communicate with girls. To put it bluntly, it's about 'chatting up'. Do you understand?"

Several people nodded immediately.

Isn’t chatting up the beginning of an extremely sweet relationship?

Ok, Ok.

They also didn't expect Jiang Chen to trick a girl into falling for him with just a few words.

He is not Daniel Wu.

Not yet so handsome as to be inhumane.

"Secondly, the person I 'chat up' has to be chosen by me personally. You can choose them too, but I have the right to refuse if the timing is not right." Jiang Chen added.

this time.

The three little ones were a little confused.

Immediately ask the reason.

"Alas," Jiang Chen sighed, looking at these wooden lumps and said, "There is a time, place and occasion for chatting up people. If the timing is wrong, the chances of success will be greatly reduced. Do you understand?"

"Oh" the three little ones looked as if they had learned something and would live long for it.

I wanted to find a small notebook to quickly write down Jiang Chen's words.

"Let's go." Jiang Chen patted his butt and stood up.

"Where are we going?" The three little ones quickly stood up.

"The cafeteria." Jiang Chen pointed towards the cafeteria.

"What are you doing in the cafeteria?"

"Let's go to the cafeteria and eat shit." Jiang Chen said unhappily.

talking.

He turned around and walked towards the cafeteria.

(End of this chapter)