Chapter 69 Head-on collision
The sudden sound of suona and that familiar music.

Zhang Fei frowned, and the wine gourd in his hand made a crackling sound.

"Did we encounter a ghost wedding?" He looked forward and asked calmly.

In the distance, a Taoist priest suddenly fell from a tree.

The Taoist priest was wearing a black Taoist robe and stood on the ground with his hands clasped together.

"Uncle Master, it seems like it is indeed a ghost wedding, but it is not coming for us."

Zhang Fei glanced at the betrothal gifts beside him and said, "As long as they don't harm the world, just ignore them. We have a mission this time. We can't pay attention to anything other than the mission, otherwise it will be unlucky. I hope we don't run into them directly, but if we do, haha!"

it goes without saying.

The journey to the marriage proposal is planned personally by the Heavenly Master, and there must not be any deviation.

And you can't do anything else.

Along the way, all the evil spirits he encountered were frightened and ran away.

I didn't expect this ghost to be so brave.

Why get married at any other time? It has to be the day we propose marriage.

The Taoist priest above did not seem to notice that the person sitting in the sedan was an adventure anchor.

Zhang Fei waved his hand, and the two Taoist priests started playing the suona.

After leaving J City, the suona must go all the way to the place of engagement without stopping on the way.

Ghost wedding here.

The sounds of suona, trumpets and various ancient musical instruments echoed throughout the world.

It’s not lively.

In such a lively scene, Ono, who was sitting in the sedan chair, felt cold all over. At this moment, he came to his senses and was able to clearly realize his current situation.

He has been favored by the female ghost. All those antique treasures were betrothal gifts.

The key is to keep stuffing it into your pocket!
He sat next to him, and to his left was the ghost bride.

The ghost bride, wearing a red veil and embroidered shoes, sat here gracefully, with hands that were abnormally white.

There is a faint scent of osmanthus at the tip of the nose, but more of it is a foul smell.

He swallowed hard and wanted to lift the curtain of the sedan chair and run away, but the cloth seemed to have some magical power and was as heavy as a thousand pounds.

The window next to me was shaking slightly, and I could vaguely see little ghosts dressed in black and red and wearing conical hats dancing happily.

He huddled up beside him, shivering.

But this ghost bride was like a stone sculpture, motionless.

No matter how he struggled, it was of no use, and he didn't dare to touch the ghost bride.

"I feel like my bladder is being pinched. I want to pee but I don't dare. What should I do?"

Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that they peed.

: "It's over, it's over."

: "Don't be afraid, Brother Ye. I'll tag someone for you, but whether he comes or not is another matter. @Tao Association."

: "Pfft - when the Taoist Association sees this, they'll think you're writing a script."

: "Brother Ye, you have been single for so long. To be honest, just make do with it. As a live-in son-in-law, others have already prepared a dowry for you."

: "That's right, at worst it will be a little cooler, it's all the same, just go with it."

: "Where is your amulet? Brother Ye, your amulet seems to be useless."

He suddenly remembered that he seemed to be still broadcasting live.

He immediately took the phone off his head.

"Wow, is this a ghost? I'm calling the police. Someone is forcing me to marry you. Please save me."

Police station: "What's the situation? Please tell the police clearly about the situation, address, etc."

"This female ghost has taken a fancy to me. Come and save me. When you come, remember to call a few Taoist priests or monks. It's a female ghost who wants to marry me. The address is XXXX."

The words fell.

There was silence on the phone, and then the call was hung up.

Believe it or not.

It's the 21st century already, and you tell me there's a ghost, and this ghost likes you and wants to marry you?
Another single person went crazy. : "Pfft——"

: "Brother Ye, give up. No one will believe you. It makes me laugh to death."

"Just accept it. With this size, she must have been a lady from a wealthy family when she was alive. Maybe she's even a ghost king after her death."

"Yeah, so what if I were a modern Ning Caichen?"

"You make it sound so easy. How can Ning Caichen compare to him? If Ning Caichen had met this female ghost whose face was rotten through, there probably wouldn't have been the story of A Chinese Ghost Story."

"Brother Ye said, if it was Xiaoqian, would I still need to ask for help? At worst Xiaoqing would be fine, but this turned out to be a little ghost!"

I struggled, but it was useless.

The sedan was swaying and he was already in despair.

He pulled the amulet off his neck.

At this moment of despair, he did not call his parents or the person he loved.

Instead, it was a phone call to the old monk who sold him the amulet.

"Fuck you, Neighbor! The amulet you're selling is useless. If I can survive, I will definitely expose you and come after you!"

"XXXXXXX"

A burst of scolding, thousands of words in total.

"Donor, how could this amulet be useless? I specially blessed it. It is something that can keep away all evil spirits!"

Hear this.

Xiao Ye's face was even more grim, and he gritted his teeth: "Fuck you, you bald head, you idiot, it's no use if you say it again, do you know what's sitting next to me now? It's a female ghost, is it useful? Don't touch me, if you touch me, I will kill you!"

After saying that, he hung up and breathed a sigh of relief.

Accept fate!

What else can I do except accept my fate?
It was supposed to be a very tragic and desperate scene, but everyone in the live broadcast room was almost laughing to death.

: "The master said: Very accurate, but what the hell, this female ghost is sitting in a row with Brother Ye, it's so funny."

: “Is this what is called a buyer’s show and a seller’s show?”

: "Brother Ye has proved it with his life. This old monk cannot be trusted."

: "I laughed so hard that I almost choked. Brother Ye became a good person in the end. Which temple is he from?"

: "Brother Ye just accepted his fate and got married!"

He looked at the ghost bride next to him with despair.

His face is longer than that of a donkey.

She actually had the courage to take off her veil.

Seeing that face with skin still skin and bones still bones, but with some rouge on it, he couldn't help himself.

He suddenly vomited it out.

Forget it, I can’t hold on any longer even after turning off the lights.

He gritted his teeth and looked at the extremely hard sedan chair: "It would be better to hit myself headfirst and kill myself!"

Just about to rush forward and crash into it.

suddenly.

The sound of the suona beside my ear suddenly changed.

No, it hasn't changed, but there is an additional sound of suona, and this sound of suona will last forever.

Then, a strong voice was heard coming from the front.

"The Heavenly Master has offered his hand in marriage, and you evil demons are still not giving in?"

When Ono heard this voice, his expression changed. Damn, I'm saved.

He screamed for help and tried desperately to stretch his head towards the bed curtain.

I could vaguely see a group of Taoist priests in Taoist robes carrying boxes of things in the front.

The leader was a man in a red robe, holding a long sword.

"Evil monster, today is a great day for you. God is merciful and will not kill you. Why don't you make way for me now?"

(End of this chapter)